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Kim: Hello?
Prank phone caller at 2 AM: yamaka yamaka yamaka yamaka yamaka
Kim: Who is this?
Prank phone caller at 2 AM: wah wah waha wah waha
Kim: Can I help you?
Prank phone caller at 2 AM: (various random words in Spanish, which Kim did not understand)
Kim: (in her low, scary voice): I know where you live.
No more calls from prank phone caller at 2 AM

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Lady in waiting room: Hi, where y'all from?
Me: We're from Harrisburg, Pennsylvania
Lady in waiting room: (in her very excited voice): Oh! We're from Mississippi, too!

So my boss says: Book me a flight to Cleveland.

And I (almost) say: Are you sure? You know there's a hellmouth there.

The waitress where my dad and I just went to lunch told him gleefully that he looks "just like that guy on Harry Potter, you know, Professor Snape, I'm just saying that because I watched the Harry Potter marathon this weekend and there's this other guy who comes in here all the time, and he looks just like the villain from Roger Rabbit, I mean, he has those little glasses and everything, but he's never seen it, but he should rent it because he looks like him, but that guy who plays Snape was in this other movie where he cheated on his wife, so I guess you play a lot of mean parts, huh?"

OMG

OK, I know it's a moot point now (thank goodness!), but this is just so entertaining.

In case you haven't seen the Obama meets Bartlet op ed yet, here it is. Quality entertainment.

 

http://www.newmatilda.com/2008/05/08/act-gay-marriage 

Here's a very funny bit of satire. And now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go read my handbook and work on destroying the social fabric of America.

Dude, like guess I better start usin' bigger words, eh?

Which sci-fi crew would you best fit in with? (pics) created with QuizFarm.com

You scored as Heart of Gold (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy) You are a light and humorous person. No one can help but to smile to your wit. Now if only the improbability drive would stop turning you into weird stuff. Heart of Gold (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy) 94% Babylon 5 (Babylon 5) 88% Moya (Farscape) 75% Nebuchadnezzar (The Matrix) 69% FBI's X-Files Division (The X-Files) 63% SG-1 (Stargate) 63% Galactica (Battlestar: Galactica) 63% Serenity (Firefly) 63% Deep Space Nine (Star Trek) 56% Enterprise D (Star Trek) 50% Millennium Falcon (Star Wars) 38% Andromeda Ascendant (Andromeda) 38% Bebop (Cowboy Bebop) 25%

 

A BTVS family tree of sorts.  

Made using this. Go make your own. You know you want to.

When you see this meme quote Buffy (from memory):

...rhymes with blinvisible. - Xander

Why do they call it a CAT scan? I mean does it look like a cat or something? - Dawn

Oh, as usual, dear. - Giles

There's always a talisman. - Buffy

I happen to be a very powerful Manwitch. - Xander

This funnel cake is kicking my ass. - Andrew

For I am king of cretins, may all lesser cretins bow before me. - Xander

That's not where I dangle it. - Jenny

OK, but when they start calling me stinky Amy... - Amy

It's like a sixth sense. - Principal Snyder   No, actually that would be one of the five. - Giles

Our kind make such good dollies. - Drusilla

Get the hell away from my daughter. - Joyce

A slayer with family and friends. - Spike

The cheerleaders are so unsung. - Cordelia

I love you, Willow. - Xander

Buffy want beer. - Buffy

We'll miss you, but we'll be OK. We'll miss you, but we'll be OK. - Willow

I hate vampire towns. - band singer (who is that, anyway?)

...and the slayer shall not know him, and he shall lead her into hell. - the Master

...it stands for Achmed, a charming foreign exchange student... - Buffy

OK, I have to stop now, because what just popped into my is Once More With Feeling, and I think I could type that pretty much in its entirety. Not good.

Well, apparently I can't think for myself, since both posts today were copied from sl_podcastwho I'm sure doesn't mind, even though I should be reading scripts (don't worry, I'm reading).

New subject: here's a funny for today. It all started with picture frames. Note to self - those little plastic picture holders with magnets on the back can't actually withstand being baked for 20 minutes at 275 degrees.

So we're looking at my beautiful creation while it's still warm, and K says, "I know, why don't you mold it a little and turn it into a bud vase?" Well, not so much. But the idea was good, and I made these to hang on the fridge! Well not so much hang, actually, as stick to, but you get the idea. K likes to pick a flower from the back yard occasionally, and the cat likes to eat said flower, so this is a pretty nifty solution.


They could also hold pens/pencils, which I am always needing in the kitchen since somehow they always manage to disappear. If you know someone who already makes these, don't tell me about it. I'd like to think we came up with an original idea, at least for a little while.